Friday 5 March 2010

Politically Incorrect Jokes brought to you by Sterling

Sterling and a friend were texting back and forth yesterday and here are some of the jokes that came out of their conversation. There is nothing funnier than a 12 year olds belly laugh. Enjoy. Or not.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
The 1995 Hide and Seek Champion

Blonde 1: I can't get the car door unlocked
Blonde 2: Well hurry up - it's about to rain and the roof's down

How do you confuse a blonde?
You don't, they are born that way

Why did the baby cross the road?
He was strapped to the chicken

Happy Friday everyone

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